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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Who DID you vote for SGA President? Will Riley or William Nash. Here’s our take:

 Will Riley:

“If you are WILLing...”: Sounds like a line we used when seducing a girl once. Look at that perfect smile and beautiful blue eyes, they suck you right in until you just want to scream in ecstasy, “Yes! Yes! I’m WILLing; I’m WILLing!” Shit, it happened to us too! At least when we vote, we won’t see the pictures. We can’t be sucked in then.

 William Nash:
 "Building A Stronger Pride”: William Nash - The son of famed wrestler, Kevin Nash. Nash Jacknife power-bombed his way to the top and hasn’t stopped yet. Tapping out may be your best option here.